crappy - Of extremely poor quality

Fawning - Acting overly eager to please someone, especially someone in power.

Decadent - Characterized by or reflecting a state of moral or cultural decline.

Breakneck - Extremely risky or likely to cause harm due to speed or pressure.

thrifty - Being careful about not wasting things or spending too much money

Caustic - Sarcastic or severely critical, often in a hurtful or biting manner; or able to burn or corrode organic tissue, typically referring to chemicals or substances.

clandestine - Kept secret or done secretively, especially because illicit

Risky - Denoting something that exposes someone to risk, often requiring careful consideration or caution before proceeding.

wee - Very small

dazed - Confused or unable to think clearly, often as a result of an injury or from shock

Modest - Humble and not boastful — not showing off one's achievements or abilitie, and avoiding attention.

Ponderous - Slow and heavy in movement or thought; lacking lightness or grace; dull or overly serious.